For any of you wondering what to get me for Christmas or my birthday (just remembered it's next week--shop now!), I would LOVE any Phyllis Diller books. I'd especially like to have "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints," appropriately published just a few months before I was born but apparently out of print. While searching for a particular quote from the comedienne, I found these gems:
“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”
“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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